Posted 26 minutes ago

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

Posted 13 hours ago

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

(Source: harroldstyle)

Posted 1 day ago

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

Posted 1 day ago

becausebirds:

This is the rare cardinal photographed in Dr. Larry Ammann’s back yard. It is a bilateral gynandromorph, which means it exhibits both male and female characteristics, split down the middle of its body. See additional images, that better show the split.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

meditategravitate:

findchaos:

(Just a Few of) The Federal Benefits of Marriage Equality

What we didn’t have yesterday.

THIS IS WHY IT’S HUGE

Posted 1 day ago

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

Posted 1 day ago

So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother

  1. Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
  2. Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
  3. Me:
  4. Grandma:
  5. Me:
  6. Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
  7. *then later*
  8. My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
  9. Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
  10. Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
  11. Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
  12. Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
Posted 1 day ago

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

Well how about that.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Posted 1 day ago

blackcherrybones:

Whoever invented revolving doors is on my shit list.

Posted 2 days ago
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)